I work at a police department. It's awesome. My job is honestly the coolest job ever.
I get to answer 911. The other day, I picked up a phone line and a man was calling to report that he had just witnessed someone walking down the street who had a car stereo in his pants.
How the guy knew the item was a car stereo I do not know.
There was also a man who had called to report that there were out-of-state cars parked at a local hotel.
Sometimes there are just no words. I'm going to have lots of stories for you, folks! I love my job.