Is that a car stereo in your pants or are you just happy to see me??

I work at a police department.  It's awesome.  My job is honestly the coolest job ever. 

I get to answer 911.  The other day, I picked up a phone line and a man was calling to report that he had just witnessed someone walking down the street who had a car stereo in his pants. 

How the guy knew the item was a car stereo I do not know. 

There was also a man who had called to report that there were out-of-state cars parked at a local hotel. 

"...?..."

Sometimes there are just no words.  I'm going to have lots of stories for you, folks!  I love my job.